Now, we all go to college or must have gone to college or will go to college someday. In colleges there is a rule that u have to wear your identity card ( I-card). Now this is a case common to all the colleges. There is a certain section of student community who always refrains from doing so. You will always find these guys/girls never wearing their I card. U go and ask them why are they not wearing their Identity, then the wide range of replies that u get have been summed up by me in this post. Funny and Idiotic replies I tell u.
REPLY NO.1) “WAT RE!! R U A KID TO WEAR AN I-CARD!!”… ya rite… only kids are to wear I cards or what. Big time industrialists, professors, bank managers , all of them wear I-cards because it gives u an identity. And why am I even explaining this reply. We all know how dumb and absurd this reply is. A kid??? When u say something like that, that shows who the Kid is…..
REPLY NO. 2) “ ITS SO BORING TO WEAR AN I-CARD!! ITS SOO UNCOOL!!”
Pheww!!!! Wearing your own identity is boring??? Are u so ashamed of your identity that you don’t want to wear something that has your name on it??? Poor fellows… I wonder what so shameful about their identity…. *sighs* God help them!! Please save them from humiliation which they might have to face as their “identity” is well…. controversial, if I may say..
REPLY NO.3) “GARAM HOTA HAI”
I mean what the F***!!! You wear proper clothes and usme garam nahi hota?? And a piece of ribbon is hanged around your neck and the makes u feel very hot and humid.. Phuleeeeeeeeeeej!!!! Come up with some better excuse.
REPLY NO.4) “SKIN IS SENSITIVE”
No trust me. I have heard this too. People say they get a rash on their skin. Now this is well….. u can accept this one, but still its too weird.
And like these there are many funny and idiotic answers that u get. “ feels nerdy to wear an i-card”, “UNCOOL” .. That is the biggest one..
I mean there is a fine on not wearing an i-card but this punishment hardly works. There should be some innovative punishment like these guys should be given a big slate or a board around their neck ( like the prisoners are given ) with their name written on it and they should be made to wear it for a week or so. Punishments like these will improve them.
And for all those who are “ashamed” of wearing their own name and the name of the institute in which they study/ work, well for all those I just have to say that these guys/girls face some real “Identity Crisis”…
